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The ice cubes in my drink have goose bumps. These jokes about cold weather are great for parents, grandparents, teachers, babysitters, weathermen and anyone looking to get a laugh during a cold spell. What do a good woman and a good bar have in common?
When I Was Sick, I Was Black.
The guy goes out to change the tire, but he has no gloves, and after a while, his hands start to get blue, so he comes back into the car. Dirty it’s so cold jokes 1. We suggest to use only working cold freezing cold piadas for adults and blagues for friends.
Didn’t Get Any Again This Year.”.
It's so cold in michigan right now. 11 dirty jokes to laugh your heart out. Colder than a toilet seat made of brass in the yukon.
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It's so cold outside, the squirrels can't keep their nuts warm. Colder than a polar bear’s pajamas. I saw a greyhound bus and the dog was riding on the inside.
Trees Are Chopping Themselves Into Firewood.
It is colder in comparison to the soul of men. Well, on my way in this afternoon, i couldn't help but notice an exhibitionist on the corner, and it's so cold, he was flashing a drawing of himself. It's so cold,mayor daley is burning effigies of himself to keep warm.
So Freeze Fire Lake Into Ice Lake.
What do a good woman and a good bar have in common? When i went in the sun, i stayed black. The weather is almost colder than my heart.