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The drill sergeant of a marine unit decided to find out just how tough his troops were, so on a freezing cold, snow covered morning he called them out on parade. The navy man pipes up in the navy, they teach us to wash our hands after taking a piss. Did you hear about the lawyer who tried to sue a shark for biting all his limbs off?
Following Is Our Collection Of Funny Marine Corps Jokes.
As he does so, he sees a navy seal walk in, use the urinal, and walk out without stopping to wash his hands. A navy man and a marine are in the latrine, taking a piss. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline.
50) I Know A Whale Joke.
While he was gone, the marine picked up the soldier’s shoe and spit in it. I demand that you change your course 15 degrees to the north, or. All the sailors were marooned.
Where Does A Killer Whale Go For Braces?
The soldier kicked off his shoes, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the marine in the window seat said, “i think i’ll get up and get a coke.”. 51) i think you’re fintastic! A sailor tells a joke to two marines.
“Hey, Did You Know You’ve Got A Steering Wheel In Your Pants?”.
How do you determine the sex of a chromosome? The marine insisted that since he was in the aisle seat he would get it for him. The drill sergeant of a marine unit decided to find out just how tough his troops were, so on a freezing cold, snow covered morning he called them out on parade.
The Naval Officer Said, Let Minnow If Anyone Knows More About The Ocean Than I Do. 40.
The marines will kill everybody inside and set up a headquarters. The soldier swore under his breath at the marine and told him he wanted to get up and get a drink. This is the captain of a british navy ship.