Late Night Jokes Archive

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Late night jokes have you ever heard of jay leno, conan, david letterman, craig ferguson, jimmy kimmel, or jimmy fallon? As i opened the bathroom door the light came on by itself. Those of you who have teens can tell them clean late night partying dad jokes.

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Shaun has written thousands of jokes for the late night television monologues of 3 of america’s talk show hosts and for a political website. Used to read it regularly but can't find it now. Next week, first lady melania trump is going to africa on a humanitarian visit.

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Suddenly, an armed man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife and lunges at you. The light came on again and scared me ba. Kathy was so bad her mom stopped loving her.

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My girlfriend and i were about to go for a late night walk. When she gets there, people will be like, how can we help you? africa will be melania's first big solo trip as first lady. ‘twas the night before finals, and all through the college, the students were praying for last minute knowledge.

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'i was five minutes late for work, and they charged me with sabotage.'. There are also late night puns for kids, 5. The incidents are archived on this government website.