500 Yo Mama Jokes. Yo momma’s so literal that she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours just because the instructions said ‘concentrate.’ 26. Yo mama so stupid she went to the ymca thinking it's macy's.
“yo momma’s so fat, that when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up. Yo momma so stupid she stuck a battery up her ass. Yo mama so stupid she thinks taco bell is a mexican phone company.
Yo Momma Is So Stupid That She Took An Umbrella To See Purple Rain.
Yo mama’s so stupid, she got locked in a mattress store and slept on the floor. Yo mama’s so fat she takes posters not pictures. Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, “i need your weight not your phone number.
Yo Momma Is So Fat That Dora Can't Even Explore Her!
Yo mama is so stupid, she won't play candy crush cause she has diabetes.”. Yo mama so stupid she went to the ymca thinking it's macy's. Yo mama is so silly, when i said her drink was on the house, she ran outside to grab a ladder.
There Are Some Yo Mama So Fat Ugly Jokes No One Knows ( To Tell Your Friends) And To Make You Laugh Out Loud.
Yo momma so stupid she stuck a battery up her ass. Little mouse runs up to mama mouse. Your momma so ugly she has to sneak up on the mirror.
Yo Mama So Stupid She Got Fired From A Blow Job.
Yo momma so fat when she registered for myspace there was no space left. Yo mama is so tiny, she was the first to ever use chapstick as deodorant. Yo mama so dumb, when the weather man said there will be a blizzard outside, she got a cup.
Yo Mama So Old, Jurassic Park Brings Back Memories.
When thieves broke into her house and stole the tv, she chased after them shouting “wait, you forgot the remote!”. 1) yo momma so fat the only letters she knows in the alphabet are k.f.c! Yo mama so ugly, when she walks into the dentist, they make her lay face down.