52 Birthday Jokes. Juan to wish you a happy birthday! This will make you feel so much younger.
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It was on my fifth birthday that papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, “remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.”. After much dithering a woman summons the courage to ring her friend and sing happy birthday to her over the phone. Short jokes anyone can remember.
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What’s the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary? What type of music scares birthday balloons? Another birthday has creped up on you….
Yule See If You Open The Door!
Throw more than just confetti with these happy birthday puns and jokes. I look up to you and all that you do, happy birthday, and may you shine brightly all year at fifty two. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
My Blood Type Is B Negative.
Get married on his birthday. Your kindness has warmed me as much as the sun, many more years lie ahead for us to play and have fun. I think poking you 52 times is the least i could do for my funny, sarcastic, and lovely husband.
It Hit Me When They Asked Me To Blow Up Balloons For.
Wish you a very happy 52nd birthday! I wish you good luck, optimism, a good mood, prosperity, and happiness! I like birthdays, but i think too many can kill you.