85Th Birthday Jokes. From funny birthday sayings to bday jokes about cakes, candles, presents and everything in between, make the birthday girl or boy’s day even more fun by picking out one of these 100 birthday. Once again we dip into the archives of old jews telling jokes.
I pray that you will still live to have many more birthdays to come. As the bartender gives her the drink she says, “i’m on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it’s today…”. This birthday of yours is going to be so amazing i can totally see that now, enjoy it as well.
Wife Annoyed Shouts, “You’ve Forgotten What Day It Is Haven’t You.”.
“not a problem,” he replies. “this is me, talking to the wine.”. 80th birthday jokes:more one liners.
At 80 Years Old Your Bones Get Softer, But Your Arteries Get Harder, So It Balances Out.
I pray that the lord will bless you and keep you and lift the light of his countenance upon you. Dear sweet and lovely uncle of mine, i love you for all that you do, i really want to appreciate you and wish you a very big birthday. In fact, this one is on me.”.
We Just Got The Two Numbers.
You look too good for your age that i thought you were only 75,. As people age, they become more valuable, as with a fine wine. The secret to a great birthday is not remembering what happened that day.
The Owner Of The Chemical Plant Told The Fire Chief In Charge That All The Valuable Formulas Were In A Safe In The Company Offices, Located In A Part The Burning Plant.
You new theme song is i've got boobs in low places. Compiled by deepak kashyap, readersdigest.ca updated: Turning 80 means your favorite romantic song is probably now a laxative commercial.
Minutes Later, Fire Trucks Sped In From All Corners Of The City.
Man wakes up and says nothing. The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once. People are taking to funny birthday wishes to wish happy birthday and make the other person smile from ear to ear.