Jokes About Bars. After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender, “hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”. And by the way, we’ve never seen a unicorn in here.”.
The old man drinks.read more; How sad.” “then this month,” continued, the friend, “nothing!”. From witty jokes to maths jokes.
A Perfectionist Walked Into A Bar.
A panda walks into a bar and gobbles some beer nuts. A man walks into a bar. A man goes into a bar with his dog.
Three Of My Favorite Bar Jokes.
The bartender says, “so, that’ll be two bloods and a blood lite?”. This is page 1 of 3. Two dragons walk into a bar.
The Cowboy Takes The Shot And Slams The Shot Glass Down On The Counter, Yelling, Tgif! The Mexican Orders A Shot, Takes It, And Slams His Glass Down, Yelling, Spit! The Cowboy Looks Over At Him And Notices The.
Bartender pulls out a trumpet and the octopus plays it great. The bartender says “you can’t bring that dog in here!”. And by the way, we’ve never seen a unicorn in here.”.
The First One Says, “I’ll Have A Pint Of Blood.”.
Joke has 85.84 % from 677 votes. A crab walks into a bar and says, i'll have a pint please, but if i'm not satisfied with it, i'd like to be compensated. The third one says, “i’ll have a pint of plasma.”.
From Witty Jokes To Maths Jokes.
Hey! shouts the bartender, but the panda yells back, i'm a panda. “poor old fool,” thought the. “no son, i'm afraid you’re not.”.