Sickest Jokes In The World. A guy in a supermarket goes up to the cashier and places two cans of dog food on the counter. Never thought i would thank someone for pushing me around.
The guy i’ve been paying to pick up shit in my backyard just realized that i don’t own a dog. You can't be here until you get tested. What do a pizza boy and a gyneocologist have in common?
We Were So Poor That In The Winter Time We Had To Gather Around Our Sickest Sibling Just To Stay Warm.
I replied, “in my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said i. “the widows.” husband messages back:. I said i had a case of corona and i wasn't coming in to work.
The Barber Pulls Out A 2 Euro Coin And A 5 Euro Bill And Asks The Kid:
I went for a job interview today and the manager said, “we’re looking for someone who is responsible.”. It’s a nice saying, but a terrible way to find out you’re adopted. I think he might be dead!”.
The Barber Told His Customer:
9 of them, in fact! A son tells his father: Proof that punctuation saves lives.
Very Inappropriate (And Hilarious) Language Ahead.
What was david bowie’s last hit? How is a woman like a condom? I hate people who don’t wear masks, they make me sick.
Who’s The Best Jewish Cook?
The guy i’ve been paying to pick up shit in my backyard just realized that i don’t own a dog. Two old friends, ned and john, lived for baseball. 24 a man drives on the road.