Anniversary Jokes For Wife. I tell them marriage is all about forgiveness, like how i have forgiven my husband for not being dwayne the “rock” johnson. The wife looks at the husband and says you know, if this was 50 years ago, we'd be sitting at this table naked.
For our 35th wedding anniversary, my wife hinted that something in jade or coral. Finding the perfect mix of funny anniversary quotes for your wife can be a tricky task. • “i hope the next 50 years are happier and brighter than the last 5.
My Buddy Said, It's Me And My Wife's Tenth Wedding Anniversary Next Weekend, So I Thought We Could Go Somewhere Really Nice Together..
Coincidentally it happened to be our 30th anniversary. Happy 1st anniversary dear wife. “where there is love there is.
Thank You For Being Such A Fun, Caring, And Loving Wife!
“a decade for marital bliss and of true companionship. So, i got her a refrigerator because i wanted to. She told him tomorrow morning, i expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!
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He forgot his wedding anniversary. Where do you want to go for our anniversary? she said: She starts to eat as soon as it’s light out.
His Wife Was Really Angry.
For every marriage to be a success, the woman should have her own bathroom. • “i hope the next 50 years are happier and brighter than the last 5. When a murder happens in a house, the police investigate the spouse first.
She Really Rose To The Occasion.
Happy anniversary wife, i love you! I asked my wife what gift she wanted for our anniversary. Newly wed husband wife jokes.