He's So Old Jokes. Your wife getting so old she startin to fart out mummy dust. Yo mama's so old, she knew cap'n crunch while he was still a private.
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“by the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he’s too old to go anywhere.”. And then you will come to me, and we will go to dinner. All sorted from the best by our visitors.
I'm Going To Buy A New Fridge Tomorrow.
He is so old that he gets nostalgic when he sees the neolithic cave paintings. What are the two things your grandpa doesn't like about you as a little boy? That's funny anyone could think of that!
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You know you are old when the candles cost more than the cake. The meaning of 69 has changed. And then you will come to me, and we will go to dinner.
Then The Old Husband Said:
Two, you won't let him take a nap either. Yea his fingertips are so wrinkled they can't check to see who he is. You must have had an adventurous life!”.
John Is Out With His Friends And Stops By His Grandmother's House For A Visit.
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Yo Mama So Old Her Birth Certificate Says Expired On It.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. Then your memory gets worse. A diplomatic man remembers his wife’s birthday but not her age.
