A Lawyer Walks Into A Bar Joke

A Lawyer Walks Into A Bar Joke. A bad lawyer might let a case drag on for several years. A man walked into a lawyer’s office and asked him how much he charged.

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The third one orders a fourth of a beer. The second one orders half a beer. I think lawyer humor is funny.

Suddenly The Boy Starts Choking, Going Blue In The Face.

A lawyer walks into a bar in a bad part of town. A lawyer walks into a bar. Ok, he says, but we have to go back to my place. she agrees, and they head into the suburbs, in front of the lawyer's expansive house.

He Doesn't Have A Clue. I Know, Her Husband Replies.

He sees a beautiful, well dressed woman sitting on a bar stool alone. Since college, the engineer, the lawyer and the banker find the time to get together a few times a year. A horse walks into a bar.

The Second One Orders Half A Beer.

A gorilla walks into a bar and says, a scotch on the rocks, please. the gorilla hands the bartender a $10 bill. “what happened to you?” asked the bartender. A lawyer walks into a bar and sits down next to a drunk who is closely examining something held in his fingers.

We As A Profession Sometimes Take Ourselves Too Seriously.

The exact origin of the standard walks into a bar joke is said to have started with a joke involving a dry martini that appeared in the new york times. A lawyer walks into a bar jokes. “you’ll get your chance in court.” said the desk sergeant.

The Woman Follows Him To The Front.

For $100, i will do anything you want, she says. “what happened to you?” asked the bartender. The bartender puts two beers on the bar and says you guys need to learn your limits.