About As Useless As Jokes. Worthless as tits on a boar hog. corn rows on rapunzel. Following is our collection of funny useless jokes.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. As useless as an ash tray on a motor bike 5. Following is our collection of funny worthless jokes.
I’ve Heard “Useless As Tits On A Bull” Before.
Worthless as tits on a boar hog. corn rows on rapunzel. The funniest uselessness jokes only! These tall pink characters use their tongue as a sieve to catch food by flipping their heads about.
As Useful As A Wine List.
You're as useless as rubber lips on a woodpecker. See more ideas about funny, sayings, bones funny. Doesn't that make a great southern quote?
The Motorway Nudges And Gestures The Autobahn To Move Quietly To Another Part Of The Bar.
Useless as a simile from an unfamiliar culture. I gotta get a cheap shot in my speech before the best man rips me to pieces in his. You're as useless as anne frank's drum kit.
A Six Lane Motorway And An Autobahn Are Having A Drink In A Bar.
Scroll down to see them all and don’t hesitate to leave your very own terrible joke in the comments! My buddy frank is a huge fan of diarrhea. As useless as a chocolate teapot 2.
One Must Be Sick To Believe Them.
As useless as a one armed juggler 6. Amsterdam, 26 october1942, about tea time. About as useful as a queer in a convent, as useful as air conditioning on the moon, as useful as electric windows on a submarine, as useful as a blonde on a checkout, as useful as a bacon double with cheese burger in a mosque (religious temple.