Airline Jokes One Liners

Airline Jokes One Liners. I had a look and collected a bunch of funny one liners travel jokes. 3) reaching the heights of success.

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(leans in real close) that means i talk down to people. 105 of them, in fact! I wanna hang a map of the world in my house.

We’re All Time Travelers Moving At The Speed Of Exactly 60 Minutes Per Hour.

Worst bit about flying with ba is trying to get him on the plane in the first place. Why was the little airplane sent back to its hangar? Two wrongs don’t make a right, but three rights make a left, and two wrights made an airplane.

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Check our twitter and facebook feeds for a joke on the hour every hour… menu close indexes; I have an irrational fear of speed bumps, but i’m slowly getting over it. A man called the airlines to ask how long would it take to travel from new york to los angeles.

He Said, “You Don’t Seem To Have Much Of A Case.”.

Saw an aircraft with no branding. Watched a british 70s comedy film about travelling by plane. Leave a reply cancel reply.

I Heard Some Guy Tell Two Horrible Malaysian Airline Jokes The First One Got No Response, And The Second One Was Shot Down In Flames.

You have nothing to do.’. Everyone enjoys some nice airline jokes while waiting for their flight. * honey & coriander shampoo.

I Tried To Sue The Airline For Misplacing My Luggage.

With someone braver than you.’. A plane was about to take off when a man burst out of the cockpit naked, yelling “this is your captain streaking”. Two wrongs don’t make a right.