Architect Jokes One Liners

Architect Jokes One Liners. Sex is all pleasure says the intern. An engineer walks in and pours a bucket on the fire, it doesn’t go out so he goes off to check the fire safety standards.

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The Contractor Whistles, The Engineer Says, “Did You See The Legs On That Woman?”.

He sits in bed and tells me how good it's going to be when it's ready. 4) two licensed architects were discussing the percentage of work versus pleasure in having sex. Last night, i watched a documentary about how they fix steel girders together.

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The contractor whistles, the engineer says, “did you see the legs on that woman?”. After a while trump asked the. The architect says, “did i miss something, i was admiring my reflection”.

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So he brings 3 architects, a chinese, an american and an iranian. The architect says, “did i miss something, i was admiring my reflection”. The greek man says look, all i'm saying is that the greeks invented everything.

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The first architect says, i think sex is 50% work and 50% pleasure. the second architect shakes his head in disagreement stating, no, i think sex is 25% work and 75% pleasure. trying to reach consensus, they turn to the intern architect nearby. At the beginning of the day the architect comes out and says to the spanish guy, you're in charge of the cement. then he said to the russian guy, you're in charge of the dirt. then he said to the korean guy, you're in charge of the supplies. then he said, i'm gonna be back at the end of the day to check on your work. The greek man says look, all i'm saying is that the greeks invented everything the romans get credit for! an old greek man and an old italian man are arguing.

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What's the difference between a doctor and an architect? His chief carpenter, his chief tailor, and his chief architect.he presents his. Our love life has form, vision and function, good plan as well.