Army Vs Marines Jokes

There Are Some Marine Corps Usmc Jokes No One Knows (To Tell Your Friends) And To Make You Laugh Out Loud.

A sailor tells a joke to two marines. An army football player was almost killed in a tragic horseback riding accident. The soldier kicked off his shoes, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the marine in the window seat said, i.

The First Marine Says, “Those Are Deer Tracks.” Second Disagrees “Them Are Elk Tracks” The Third Disagrees With Both Of Them”Those Are Moose Tracks” They Were Still.

International military forums > military discussion forums > military jokes and humor forum: Three marines are walking through the woods and come across a set of tracks. He fell from the horse and was nearly trampled to death.

Halt! He Shouts Again, But Still, The Figure Comes Closer.

When the sailor finishes up, he heads to the sink to wash his hands. Following is our collection of funny marine corps jokes. A sailor in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and asks, “hey, do you want to hear a marine joke?”.

The Marine Replies The Guy Sitting Next To Me Is A Marine And So Is The Guy Sitting Next Him, Are You Sure You Want To Tell That Joke.

He told them “you must find your own way to this beach head for 0600 tomorrow morning, there you will be tested like never before”. There are some army marine marines jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. An army ranger, air force p.j., navy seal, and a recon marine.

Best Go And See The Drill Sergeant.

A young soldier from the rifles is on stag duty at night when he sees a figure approaching his position. You are now a marine. When the marine finishes up, he starts to head for the door.