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A collection of short, funny jokes related to lawyers! The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.”. It’s lawyer humor at its very best.
The Vacuum Cleaner Has The Dirt Bag On The Inside.”.
A woman sued a hotel for losing her luggage. What’s the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer riding a motorcycle? A lawyer’s profession has always been confused by someone who himself has never had to associate with the occupation.
A Man Phones A Lawyer And Asks, “How Much Would You Charge For Just Answering Three Simple Questions?”.
— anonymous , 20 lawyer jokes you should never tell. 60 best lawyer puns and jokes for you to judge 1. “you put him to sleep.
This I Why Lawyers Are The Subject Of Everyone’s Jokes.
I showed the damaged remains of my luggage to my lawyer and said, “i want to sue the airline.” “you don’t have much of a case,” he replied. “your honor, a juror is asleep.”. They rub it and a genie comes out in a puff of smoke.
If You Have Any Lawyer Friend In Your Group You Will Know How Easy It Is To Make Their Fun.
A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer’s club by mistake. A man is strolling up the road when he stops. All in good legal fun!.
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The attorney tells the accused, “i have some good news and some bad news.”. “we got £25 between us.”. Originally published on reader's digest.