Bad Your Mama Jokes. Yo mama's so poor, the ducks throw bread at her. Forget you put it in the microwave.
Funniest yo mama jokes of all time. Yo mama’s so stupid, when they said, “order in the court,” she asked for fries and a shake. Yo momma so poor she can't even afford a payday.
If You Said This In The Schoolyard To Someone, They Were Definitely Running Home In Floods Of Tears And Getting You Detention For The Rest Of The Week.
Yo mama so ugly, when she walks into the dentist, they make her lay face down. Browse the list of yo mama jokes below to have a laugh or find a funny way to compliment your mama. Yo mama so stupid she thinks taco bell is a mexican phone company.
Yo Momma So Stinky, She Uses A Dead Skunk As Deodorant.
Yo mama’s so fat that at the zoo, the elephants started throwing peanuts at her. The best 35 your fat mama jokes. 80 of them, in fact!
Yo Mama Is So Bad At Reading Directions, When The Sign Said “Disneyland Left”, She Turned Around And Went Home.
Yo mama's so poor, the ducks throw bread at her. Yo mama’s so fat she takes posters not pictures. 2) yo mamma so ugly even bob the builder said, we cant fix it. 3) yo mamma so fat, dora can't explore her.
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Yo Mama Is So Stupid That When A Thief Broke Into Her House, She Dialed 911 On Her Microoven.
Yo mama’s cooking is so bad, every april fool’s she cooks a good meal. Yo mama so fat, i took a picture of her last christmas and the damn thing’s still printing. “i fed the dog, and now he’s making a funny noise.”.