Baptists Liquor Store Joke. Sourced from reddit, twitter, and beyond! We hope you enjoyed the rebroadcast and found a laugh or two.
“jews don’t recognize jesus, protestants don’t recognize the pope, and baptists don’t recognize one another in the liquor store.”. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store. But if you bring two of them, you'll have it all to yourself.
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What’s the difference between a presbyterian and a baptist? (this is the best joke my drunk dad ever told me) a nun walks in to a liquor store while dressed in her habit and grabs a bottle of jack daniels. Baptists don't recognize each other in the liquor store.
A Few Weeks Back, We Featured The A Prairie Home Companion Joke Show.
Why do you take 2 baptists with you when you go fishing? A big list of liquor stores jokes! I’m baptist and i laughed at it.
The Joke Has Been Cited In Print Since At Least 1991.
Protestants don't recognize the pope. Baptists don't recognize each other in the liquor store. He'll drink all the beer.
Finally The Catholic Priest Goes Into The Preschool And Grabs Johnnie Walker.
In utah, we phrase it why do you always take two mormons fishing. Finally the baptist says i'm baptist, i have a chicken spaghetti! if you take a baptist fishing, they will drink all your beer. Protestants do not recognize the pope as the leader of the christian faith.
Protestants Don't Recognize The Pope.
How do you keep a baptist from drinking at your party/bar? This last bit translates into some practical advice. A baptist preacher, a catholic priest, and a rabbit walk into a bar.