Bartender Jokes Reddit. The man walks into the bar and the bartender says, “jesus christ your back!”. I'm sorry sir, but i cannot serve you because you already seem drunk.
10 of them, in fact! A guy walks into a bar and asks for a beer that'll be five dollars, says the bartender, and the guy throws 20 quarters onto the floor. In a bar, a vampire orders a cup of hot water.
The Bartender Barely Puts Up With Their Insults At Each Other.
He tells the bartender,”give me 2 shots of…”. A man approaches a priest. The bartender just pours two pints and says “sort it out yourselves.”.
The Bartender Says, “Wow, You Should Be In The Circus.”.
366 votes and 1,252 comments so far on reddit 10 of them, in fact! A man goes into a bar with his dog.
My Condolences On Your Loss.” “My Brothers Are Still Alive,” The Irishman Says.
In a bar, a vampire orders a cup of hot water. A horse walks into a bar hey, the bartender says. Guy #1 says y'know, i bet i can drink this beer, jump through the window, hit the ground, and bounce right up back here onto my barstool again.
I'm Sorry Sir, But I Cannot Serve You Because You Already Seem Drunk.
After downing a few, the blind man asks where the bathroom is. Reddit has had some pretty funny jokes told on the platform over time so we decided to put together a list of reddit's funniest jokes ever based on the amount of likes it has received, being safe for work, how funny we find them and understandability for the audience. The blonde and the bartender.
One's Not Enough, But Three Is Too Many.
So the bartender starts pouring the shots and on the last one he notices that half of them have been drunk already so the bartender says. Louis a happy new year. The man says, “follow me.”.