Best Dirty Golf Jokes Ever. Two golfers are ready to play on the 11th tee as a funeral cortege passes by. A united states citizen is vacationing on his own in ireland.
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“May Thy Ball Lie In Green Pastures, And Not In Still Waters.” — @Bhgolfequipment.
A game where you yell fore, you get six, and you write five. You are slightly ashamed of what you have done and worst of all you know it will happen again! Golf jokes that are not only about putt but actually working caddy puns like frank and harry are at their golf club and a jew a catholic and a mormon all walk into a bar.
A Man Takes The Day Off Work And Decides To Go Out Golfing.
As far as dirty jokes go, we can safely say that size doesn’t matter. “i think i’ll go drown myself in that lake.”. So the friend asks the genie for, “a million bucks.”.
“Why Do Golfers Carry Two Gloves?”.
The best 98 golf jokes. Two golfers are ready to play on the 11th tee as a funeral cortege passes by. One day a funeral procession drives by the course.
Seeing The Astonished Look On Her Face, He Calmly Said, Well, You Said I Had To Choose, Right? After 18 Holes I Can Barely Walk.
The man has a little dog with him and on the first green, when the man holes out a 20 foot putt. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. Mulligans are the reason golf balls come three to a sleeve.
“Stop And Remove Your Hats, Gentlemen.
“that was a really nice thing to do,” the second golfer says. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends. Joke has 85.87 % from 2029 votes.