Best Horse Racing Jokes. A white horse walks into a pub and asks for a whisky. “will i be able to race this horse again?,” he asks.
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After 5 hours the results are out. “will i be able to race this horse again?,” he asks. Because he was a little hoarse.
Because He Had Two Left Feet.
One liner is not jokes or quiz, they are one line laughing slangs. The next day she rode back on friday, too. The barman confuses idioms with jokes and offers him a glass of water, but can’t make him drink.
Everyone Loved To Watch Them.
A blonde decides to try horseback rising. It would be best if you had it. He was 55 years old, ate 5 times a day, always brought with him $55 in his wallet and always wore a shirt with 5 pockets.
By Captain Thomsen On 26 Nov 2015.
Some race horses stay in a stable. Why did the owner name his racehorse “bad news”? Neigh, i beg to disagree with the committee’s findings.
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He bet $5555.55 on the horse. He set records that were near impossible to beat. Because bad news travels fast.
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Sure enough the horse comes in fifth. The best jokes on horses you are looking for! Why couldn't the horse dance?
