Best Mature Jokes

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Scotch Won't Make You Look Like A Child Molester.

You know you are old when you’re told to slow down by your doctor and not the police. I've learned that it is not what you wear; Every time i told them people laugh, no matter age or condition.

Learned That Depression Is Merely Anger Without Enthusiasm.

Then your memory gets worse. On a scale of 1 to 100, how mature do you think you are? Prayer for good health for seniors:

If You Love Making People Laugh, You’ve Got To Have Some Knock Knock Jokes In Your Pocket.

But there are some jokes that you do not have to be a professional to understand, like this very funny jokes. An 18 y.o.scotch does not care if you try another scotch. You've got to be kidding, he said.

Cheese & Milk Just As I Was Getting Home Last Night A Guy Hit Me With A Block Of Cheese.

A great dad joke is almost always a variation on the pun — a punchline that’s. These goofy jokes will turn that frown upside down. And a man threw a bit of cheese at my head, i turned to him and said;

Slick Her Hair Back She Looks 15.

The difference between marriage and death? Oral sex makes your day and anal sex makes your whole weak. “by the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he’s too old to go anywhere.”.