Best Short Irish Jokes. Paddy “yeah to be sure. 10 of the best irish jokes on the internet 1.
Here are five of the very best irish jokes that will get the whole bar laughing! He was so drunk he almost fell over it. One of the best irish jokes follows a flustered irishman who wasn’t able to find a parking space in a large mall’s car park.
Barman Says To Paddy “Your Glass Is Empty, Fancy Another One?” Lookin’ Puzzled Paddy Says “Why Know Would I Be Needed.
Funny irish jokes read more » The priest rolls down the window and a strong smell of wine wafts out. And said “do you treat alcoholics”, the dr replied, “of course we do”……… paddy said.
The Priest Looks From The Bottle To The Heavens.
“i’m afraid not,” replied the priest. Paddy went to the doctor’s and more paddy went to the doc’s today. “what do you need it for?”.
O'mally, He Got Out Three Times To Go Pee.
“if you can guess how many doughnuts are in my bag, you can have them both.”. There’s no tellin‘ what those heathens will do.”. Top 20 short irish jokes for kids 1.
“We Can’t Be Sayin‘ Mass For Animals Now.
Paddy “yeah to be sure. One would dig a hole and the other would. The following conversation took place between 2 irish men who decided to swap parters after a night of drinking.
The Irishman Goes First, Sliding Down And Shouting Gold!, And Finding Himself In A Pile Of Gold As He Reaches The Bottom.
A fly comes and lands in the englishman’s drink. “in the car.” “well that’s the quickest way,” says paddy. Yes, this is another potentially offensive and dirty irish joke involving sheep.