Best Turning 60 Jokes. See top 20 60 from collection of 389 jokes and puns rated by visitors. Funny 60th birthday jokes and one liners to help bring some laughter to this momentous (and perhaps *slightly* depressing) occasion!
Sixty is the worst age. You’re still young at heart. They both come out at night.
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He comes home one day. Leigh was just turning 60 and he had been playing golf all his life. “i don’t know why people are so obsessed with age anyway.
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Turning 60 is a milestone worth celebrating, and a good excuse for a laugh too. The funniest 60 year jokes only! Following is our collection of funny turning 60 jokes.
“By The Time A Man Is Wise Enough To Watch His Step, He’s Too Old To Go Anywhere.”.
60, damn, look so good. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. Send a funny message and bring a smile to the new oldies’ face.
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One good thing about being 60 is you argue less. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at wetherspoons. A 78 year old women and an 80 year old man are celebrating their 60th anniversary.