Best Your So Old Jokes

Best Your So Old Jokes. Stuff you pay good money for. As you get older, the pickings get slimmer, but the people sure don't. — carrie fisher.

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Visit our page and enjoy carefully selected best good your mama jokes! There are some your mama so old bout jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Checks pulse holy shit you just had a heart attack.

Yo Mama So Old She Gave Historians The Secrets To Mesopotamia.

We collected only funny so old jokes around the web. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends! This joke may contain profanity.

An Old Guy Walks Into….

Yo mama is so old, her wrinkles spell her age. Someday i am sure that you will go far. An onion just told me a joke.

Your Mama So Old, When She Was Born, The Dead Sea Was Just Getting Sick!

“no, i just have a cat.”. Your mama so old, her driver's license got hieroglyphics on it! 9 yo mama so old she died 100 years ago.

Checks Pulse Holy Shit You Just Had A Heart Attack.

Then your hearing gets worse. Heart disease is the number one killer in america. That's funny anyone could think of that!

Yo Mama So Old She Dated John The Baptist.

It's from holding your stomach in. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. That she really needs to make an immediate lifestyle change.