Black People Yo Mama Jokes. Yo mama’s so fat she takes posters not pictures. Maybe the floor was more comfortable than the mattress!
Why does nobody trust the. However, modern ‘yo mama’ jokes aren’t necessarily offensive. Yo mama is so cool, she makes ice cubes jealous.
2) Yo Mamma So Ugly Even Bob The Builder Said, We Cant Fix It. 3) Yo Mamma So Fat, Dora Can't Explore Her.
Yo momma is so fat that dora can’t even explore her! Gloves to keep from chewing her fingers off. Yo mama’s so fat she takes posters not pictures.
The Teacher Told Us To Say Our Abc' S And All The Little White Boys Could Say Them And I Could Only Get To E Why Is That. Mom Says Cause U Black And They White.
Yo mama so black her blood type is burnt. yo mama is so dark that her ass looks like two tires. yo mama's hair so short she roll her hair up with rice. yo mama so fat she uses google earth to take a selfie. yo momma didn't learn her abc's, she learned her std s. Yo mama's ass is so big, she has to crap in the dumpster. 18 yo mama is so fat she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she’s known as the republic of yo mama.
Yo Mama's Legs Are So White, They'd Disintegrate Dracula.
Yo mama is so nice, people deliver soup to her house even when she’s not sick. Not sure if she could attend day classes as well because she would have scared the shit out of the teacher. Yo mama so black, when she eats a tootsie roll, she's gotta wear white.
That Is The Best Yo Momma Joke.
Your mama so hot she's giving me a headache. Yo mama’s teeth so yellow, when she drinks water, it turns into lemonade. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline.
Yo Mama So Fat, I Took A Picture Of Her Last Christmas And The Damn Thing’s Still Printing.
Yo mama's so black she went to night school and got marked absent. Yo mama’s so fat, when she fell i didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up. Maybe the floor was more comfortable than the mattress!