Brothel Parrot Joke. Fuck me, a new brothel! the woman laughs.when her daughters get home the parrot says: By jnelsoninjax, august 20, 2008 in jokes & funny stuff.
The bird saw them and said, new house, new madam, new girls. the girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation. There she finds a brightly plumed parrot. The owner looked at her and said, look, i should tell you first that this bird used to live in a brothel and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff.
Finally, John Was Fed Up And He Yelled At The Parrot.
The prices are $100, $200, and $15. Because he used to live in a brothel says the shopkeeper. Moments later, the woman's husband came home from work.
Two Of The Woman's Daughters Come Home And The Parrot Says Fuck Me, New Prossies! The Womans Husband Comes Home And The Parrot Says Fuck Me Keith, I.
His two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage. The shopkeeper replies because it used to live in a brothel. the woman thinks it's funny and buys the parrot. Once safely in his new home, the parrot looks around and squawks at the woman fuck me, a fucking new brothel and a fucking new madam i'm not a madam and this isn't a brothel says the woman indignantly, but she sees the funny side and let's it drop.
The Lady Asks The Pet Shop Owner, “Why So Cheap?” The Owner Says “This Bird Used To Live In A Brothel, So He Says A Lot Of Inappropriate Things.” The Lady Can’t Pass Up The Deal And Decides To Get The Bird Anyway.
A woman went to a pet shop & immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. Barry cryer jokes a parrot's in a cage by a window, and a woman walks past, and the parrot says, you're a fat cow. She asks why the last one is so cheap.
When She Gets Home The Parrot Says, Fuck Me, A New Brothel. The Woman Laughs.
There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00. He used to live in a whorehouse, so he s got a dirty mouth. but he s so pretty, she gushes. The lady asks the pet shop owner, “why so cheap?”.
When Her Daughters Get Home The Parrot Says:
'well, i must confess, it was brought up in a brothel,' said the shopkeeper. I don't know how they sleep at night. A short while later, the woman’s husband comes home and the parrot says.