Buck For A Duck Joke. The driver of the truck felt sorry for the boy and gave him $2. They are going at it for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them—it’s a policeman.
Because it’s too far to walk. I wake up at the quack of dawn. “what’ll it be?” the bartender says.the duck says, “i think i’ll have the grapes.” “well, i’m sorry sir, but this is a bar, we.
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A man walks into the pet store and says, how much for the duck? the pet store clerk says, 30 dollars. the man says, ok, just send me the bill. the pet store clerk replies, sorry but you have to take the whole bird! The boy then replied, $20 would do nicely. no problem, said the driver. A farmer sent his 15 year old son to town and, as a birthday present, handed him a duck., “see if you can get a girl in exchange for this,” he said.
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A man’s walking home late at night when he sees a woman in the shadows. They use their webbed feet. The funniest duck jokes only!
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See top 10 duck jokes from collection of 26 jokes rated by visitors. The truck driver was so sorry about what had happened that he offered to pay for the duck. He’s never been with a prostitute before, but he decides what the hell.
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The boy gleefully accepted, so they went off and had sex. The hooker looked straight at the boy and said, the fucking begins at $10, you got $10? the boy had no money, so he started to walk away, but the hooker stopped him and said that she would accept that duck in his hands instead of $10. In town, the lad met a prostitute and said, “it’s my birthday and all i’ve got is this duck.