Building Contractor Jokes. Donald trump is looking to paint the white house. A duck is working at a construction site as a brick mason.
Why do your boots say l and r? she asks. “i will take my chances with the fire.”. The engineers say the contractors didn't build it to specifications.
I Used To Be A Drill Operator….
Last night, i watched a documentary about how they fix steel girders together. Our love life has passion, imagination and improvisation. At lunch time notices a coworker with a thermos.
The Man Goes Out To His Car And Puts On A Belt Fashioned Out Of Some Rope.
Contractors don't go to hell. Why do your boots say l and r? she asks. The engineers say the contractors didn't build it to specifications.
A Blonde Walks Up To A Crossing Next To A Builder, And Notices That His Boots Say L And R On Them.
The contractors say the engineers didn't design it right. Apparently calling people terrorists if. A hillbilly shows up for his first work day at a construction jobsite.
A Construction Worker Decided To Go To A Bar For A Few Drinks He Got Hammered.
Dogs should have construction jobs. It's so i can remember which one goes on which foot, left or right., the builder replies. “i am a baseball player.
The Bartender Exclaims, “Woah A Talking Duck!”.
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