Building Jokes One Liners

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My boss is going to fire the employee with the worst posture. You found our list of funny conference jokes. People tell me i’m condescending.

I Used To Be A Drill Operator….

“i am a baseball player. “proof that we don’t understand death is that we give dead people a pillow.”. “i will take my chances with the fire.”.

People Who Take Care Of Chickens Are.

People tell me i’m condescending. An apartment building is on fire and a woman screams out the window for help. May 17, 2018 by tooltique.

Turns Out, Good Players Are Hard To Find.

These jokes help participants feel more comfortable and encourage participation. You'll just have to learn to be a little patient. if april showers bring may flowers, what do may flowers bring? “what team do you play for?”.

Always Convinced Myself That My Friend Wasn’t Taking Things From Local Building Sites, But When I Look Back Now, The Signs Were There.

He looks 5 floors down, sees a man looking up at him. #101 i was hoping to get a job as a koala bear attendant at the zoo but i didn’t meet the koalafications! Apparent heart attack, while in solitary confinement.

I Have An Inferiority Complex, But It’s Not A Very Good One.

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He looks around him, none. #100 ‘is our money all gone?’ ‘no, don’t panic…it’s just with somebody else at the moment’.