Busted Can Of Biscuits Joke. A blind man is standing at the corner with his seeing eye dog waiting to cross the street, when his pooch lifts his leg and pisses down the side of his nice herringbone tweed trousers. A cannibal's favourite biscuits are lady fingers.
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And sees a dog by the fireplace licking its balls. And sees a dog by the fireplace licking its balls. The best memes from instagram, facebook, vine, and twitter about busted can of biscuits.
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The barman replies give him a biscuit and he might let you. The man goes to the bar and orders his drink and says to the barman while pointing his thumb towards the dog and says ha, i wish i could do that. A student writes a note and puts it in plain sight in front of the cookies:
There, Spread Out Upon Waxed Paper On The Kitchen Table Were Literally Hundreds Of His Favourite Anisette Sprinkled.
A cannibal's favourite biscuits are lady fingers. So close to beating a chocolate bar at tennis. A man walks into a bar.
God Is Watching The Apples.
Both hands he crawled downstairs. A pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. With laboured breath, he leaned against the doorframe, gazing into the kitchen.
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A man walks into a bar. The only difference was that she had a little boy in the car who started crying, and she imagined he was crying at the sight of her brains spilling out. Nothing can go down a hill as quickly as a rolling scone.
Like A Can Of Biscuits.
A man walks in to a bar. He looks like a busted can of biscuits. Give me a biscuit, i'll show you a magic trick! the baker gives him the biscuit which the kiwi promptly eats.
