Buying Condom Jokes. Condom buying dailyhaha is your daily dose of laughs! Well, he said, i’ve been seeing this girl for a while and she’s really hot.
And i've got a feeling i'm gonna get lucky after that. Here are some funny condom jokes. I give a hundred dollars to anyone.
The Pharmacist Replies, “Yes, Aisle 11.”.
A beer bottle, a mirror and a condom go to the pub. The pharmacist tells him that the condoms come in packs of three, nine, or 12, and asks which ones the young man wants. I was out late at a supermarket looking for a box of condoms.
The Funniest Buying Condom Jokes Only!
Why condoms come in packs of 3, 6 and 12! Well, he says, ive been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.
Once She's Had Me, She'll Want Me All The Time, So You'd Better Give Me The 12 Pack. The Young Man Makes His Purchase And Leaves.
The crocodile opens its jaws wide. At the end of the aisle i spot this abnormally large box. Joe has always had an uncontrollable twitch in his left eyelid since young.
Condom Buying Dailyhaha Is Your Daily Dose Of Laughs!
The mirror looks incredulous at this comment and says, that's nothing, if you break me you get 7 years bad luck. The joke is just one of many funny jokes on joke buddha! Best 4381 jokes and puns about 'buying condom' a blonde and a redhead have a ranch.
How Do You Know How A Blonde Has Been Using A Car?
The hot cashier at the counter could see that i was new at it and gave me the pack asking if i knew how to use one. They have just lost their bull. I had just turned sixteen when i went to buy a packet of condoms from the pharmacy.