Car Crash Jokes One Liners. A hip young man goes out and buys a 2001 ferrari 360 spider. A lorry load of pepper mills has crashed.
Too bad there’s not enough vroom. Her doctor told her that he would have her new prosthetics ready the next day. Wish i could park my dead car in the garage.
Went To The National Traffic Wardens’ Association Dinner Last Night.
A husband tells his wife about the car crash he got into…. Within a few seconds, they were in a fistfight. I ordered that new auto part for you.
My Relationship With My Chauffeur Just Isn’t Going Anywhere.
Funny car jokes read more » My car's name is word and there's a race tomorrow. I guess you could say things escaladed quickly.
Now I Can Cd Cars In My Blind Spot.
I’d like to park my dead car in the garage. I got hurt real bad, i broke my arm and fractured my wrist. In celebration of my very first cake day, i'm reposting one of my own jokes:
Car, Sarcastic, Time, Travel, Work.
Clean jokes puns lifestyle jokes puns. Enjoy reading the short one liners about cars. But since real men also do not use the internet, i take the chance and share with you the most hilarious jokes about cars and puns out there.
Why Did The Snail Paint A Big “S” On His Car’s Hood?
When your name is lando, and you're in nando’s car, and you nearly crash. Luckily lucy pulled me out of the car just before it exploded. I spent a couple of days in hospital but i’m fine now.