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Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt. Always borrow money from a pessimist. A blonde , a brunette and a red head walk into a carpet store and spot a talking magic carpet.
He Is Now A Seasoned Veteran.
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Buy A Lead And Tie It To A Big Stone, Walk Around Dragging The Stone Behind You.
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Set A Man On Fire And He’ll Be Warm For The Rest Of His Life.
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I Bought Some Shoes From A Drug Dealer.
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1) Pick Cat Up And Cradle It In The Crook Of Your Left Arm As If Holding A Baby.
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