Catholic Jokes About Lent. 2 more sermon jokes for easter. Neighbors were eating cold tuna fish for supper.
God is watching. moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. What did god’s people say when food fell from heaven? Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again.
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An eastern orthodox priest was talking was discussing liturgical differences with a catholic priest. He pays the 100,000 dollars back. You probably haven’t come across too many lenten jokes, but here’s one that i enjoy!
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The third man says' easter. Frantically, he looked all around. Peter asked him how he died.
When He Enters A Room Everyone Bows Their Head And Says 'Your Eminence'. The Fourth Catholic Man Says Very Proudly, My.
A priest dies and finds himself at the pearly gates with st. One more and i'll have a basketball team! the catholic joins in and says, well i've got 10 kids, and one more i'll have a football team!. Why did the unemployed man get excited while reading his bible?
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He is picked up at the airport by a limousine. Does that mean mary had a little lamb? The blind man returned 1 week later.
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Yes, but he prefers “fruits of the spirit” to “religious nuts!”. Christmas is when young children dress up in scary costumes, say trick or treat, eat candy. After several weeks of noticing this pattern, the bartender asks the man why he always orders three beers.