Cdc Now Says Jokes. 'the cdc says you can now run with scissors,' one person wrote. Mitch kokai joined the john locke foundation in 2005 after spending more than four years as chief state government reporter for news 14 carolina.
— shailin thomas (@shailinthomas) december 28, 2021. Twitter users parody the cdc in hilarious new the cdc says trend. — hardpassmama (@karengiannina6) december 30, 2021.
The Life Advice That The Cdc Offers Is Priceless:
— shailin thomas (@shailinthomas) december 28, 2021 “the cdc now recommends ignoring the red flags and texting. The cdc says you should laugh at these new “the cdc says” jokes (32 photos) with new information making the rounds, a fresh batch of “the cdc says…” jokes have hit the web and, honestly, they’re pretty funny. Elliott (@ktelliottmicro) december 28, 2021 you know.
100 Bucks Says It's Just So Casinos Can Open.
37 of them, in fact! Cdc says it’s now okay for healthcare workers to stick forks into electrical outlets — arjun (@california_arj) december 27, 2021. The cdc now recommends using the lab fridge and microwave for food — k.t.
Now The Prestigious Health Agency Has Cut.
The cdc now recommends that if you hear a volcano erupting, just duck and cover and the lava will flow right over you — chaos (@chaosprime) december 29, 2021 this one is. A small step towards normality is producing big laughs on twitter. The cdc says “6 inches” is the average.
This Time, They Have Changed Their Minds And Decided You Only Need To Quarantine For 5 Days Instead Of 10.
Mitch kokai joined the john locke foundation in 2005 after spending more than four years as chief state government reporter for news 14 carolina. Cdc apparently also stands for the cat decision council. 'the cdc says you can now run with scissors,' one person wrote.
Twitter Users Parody The Cdc In Hilarious New The Cdc Says Trend.
“the cdc now recommends you don’t go chasing waterfalls. And while we’re on the topic of vajayjays…the cdc says it’s time to switch up your habits… the cdc says you can now wipe back to front — bog witch energy (@nohomelikeplace) december 27, 2021 The cdc says sex is just so much better without a condom and promises to pull out — alyssugh (@alystentothis) december 28, 2021.