Cell Phone Jokes One Liners. (leans in real close) that means i talk down to people. All they said was, “bach, bach, bach…”.
Doctor, there's a patient on line 1 that says he's invisible. well, tell him i can't see him right now. 82.81 % /. A few hours into the hike in the desert, the blonde realizes she's lost her dad. Set a man on fire and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
A Friend Of Mine Has A Mobile Phone Shaped Like An Italian Dumpling.
I can’t picture myself without a camera phone. Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. Thinking she can easily call him, the woman checks her cellphone.
Doctor, There's A Patient On Line 1 That Says He's Invisible. Well, Tell Him I Can't See Him Right Now. 82.81 % /.
The baby ant was confused, all his uncles were ants. I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one. Why was the phone busy all night?
About 6:00 Am The Next Morning The Man Gets Out Of Bed, Splashes On Some Cologne And Gets All Ready For The Next Representative.
My dad enjoys writing jokes and storing them on my phone. Next morning he told him what he had done and to be careful not to go far into the forest since it’s riddled with bears once you go into the deep forest part and you are sure to get eaten. I am originally from indiana.
Everyone Else In The Room Stops To Listen.
So what if i don’t know what the apokolips is, it’s not the end of the world. At about 7:00 am he gets a knock on the door. Put my phone into airplane mode.
He Then Asked About The Second Problem.
I almost had a predicament trying to call someone in the same room as me. When you can’t figure out what to wear…. Most of these cute one liners are from the iconic comedians and others are from random people.