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As a child i had a medical condition where i had to eat. And the doctor says, “can you describe the symptoms.”. About as many calories as crying—1.3 calories per minute, according to one study—but laughter is a far more enjoyable workout.
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He puts a sign outside the clinic: Looking to flex your muscles and burn a few quick calories? An engineer who was unemployed for a long time decided to open a medical clinic.
A Man Has An Appointment With A Urologist.
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An Experienced Nurse Calls Housekeeping When A Patient Throws Up.
Look, i hate to break it to you, but you have to stop masturbating. the man frowns and says, why, doc? Doctor, i get heartburn every time i eat. Medical jokes 💉 in 2022.
My Next Poop Could Spell Disaster!
About this medical test i did on you, i have some good news and some bad news. the man asks for the good news first: As i was admitted to the hospital for a procedure, the clerk asked for my wrist and said, “i’m going to give you a bracelet.”. And he says, “yes, homer is fat and marge has blue hair.”.