Chili Cookoff Joke

Chili Cookoff Joke. Call the epa, i've located a uranium spill. Making your heat to come out.

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So hot, you’ll go blind. A koala walks into a restaurant. Judge # 2 — a bean less chili, a bit salty, good use of peppers.

The Pure Heat You Feel.

Good balance of spices and peppers. Judge #1 — smoky, with a hint of pork. I’ve located a uranium spill.

Judge # 1 — Smoky, With A Hint Of Pork.

Following are the some mind blowing chili cook off slogans that will astonish you: Notes from an inexperienced chili tester named frank, who was visiting texas from the east coast: In front of her on the table is a full bowl of chili.

Judge # 2 — Ho Hum, Tastes As If The Chef Literally Threw In A Can Of Chili Peppers At The Last Moment **I Should Take Note That I Am Worried About Judge # 3.

Call the epa, i've located a uranium spill. Judge # 2 — a bean less chili, a bit salty, good use of peppers. Black bean chili with almost no spice.

Judge # 1 — A Mediocre Chili With Too Much Reliance On Canned Peppers.

The chili cook off of 2011. Bubba's black magic judge one: He says, i'll have the minestrone. the waitress brings it, the koala eats it quickly, then orders a bowl of chili.

Contents 1 Inexperienced Chili* Taster Visits Texas1.1 Chili # 1 Mike’s Mild Chili1.2 Chili # 2 Carlos’s Afterburner Chili1.3 Chili # 3 Fred’s Famous Burn Down The Barn Chili1.4 Chili # 4 Bubba’s Black Magic1.5 Chili # 5 Linda’s Legal Lip Remover1.6 Chili # 6 Vera’s Very Vegetarian Variety1.7 Chili # 7 Ana’s Screaming Sensation.

Notes from an inexperienced chili tester named frank, who was visiting texas from the east coast: May the best chili win. The perfect blend of flavor and heat.