Chuck Nortis Jokes. This commit does not belong to any branch on this repository, and may belong to a fork outside of the repository. Chuck norris is the only person that can punch a cyclops between the eye.
Chuck norris has never blinked in his entire life. Chuck norris can slam revolving doors. Chuck norris ordered a big mac at burger king, and got one.
Chuck Norris Can Drown A Fish.
Nightmares would be afraid of little chuck! Enjoy our team's carefully selected chuck norris jokes. Chuck norris built the hospital he was born in.
Chuck Norris Can Dribble A Bowling Ball.
When chuck norris plays monopoly, it actually affects the world economy. Whatever the question, chuck norris is the. Chuck norris drinks napalm to fight his heartburn.
Behind Every Dead Man, There Is Chuck Norris.
Chuck norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. Chuck norris can speak braille. Chuck norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
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Chuck norris ordered a big mac at burger king, and got one. How do you think the earth spin. When chuck norris’s parents had nightmares, they would come to his bedroom.
The Dead Sea Was Alive Until Chuck Norris Swam There.
Chuck norris is the only person who can punch a cyclops between the eye. Jack was nimble, jack was quick, but jack still couldn’t dodge chuck norris’ roundhouse kick. Jack was nimble, jack was quick, but jack still couldn't dodge.