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When they arrive at the pearly gates saint peter says, i'm so sorry, sisters, that was a freak accident and wasn't supposed to happen. Yes, but he prefers “fruits of the spirit” to “religious nuts!”. These jokes are dry, punny, and are meant to make you laugh differently.
Yes, But He Prefers “Fruits Of The Spirit” To “Religious Nuts!”.
Finding belly laughs in holy places. These jokes are dry, punny, and are meant to make you laugh differently. He rides all day and starts to nod off in the saddle when he notices he is.
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When they arrive at the pearly gates saint peter says, i'm so sorry, sisters, that was a freak accident and wasn't supposed to happen. Lord, keep us loosely connected to your word 5. “well, father,” says the guy, “on monday, i was at my girlfriend’s house, and, well… the two of us alone, the house empty….
A Sunday School Teacher Asked The Children Just Before She Dismissed Them To Go To Church, And Why Is It Necessary To Be Quiet In Church? Little Johnny Replied, Because People Are Sleeping. 36 Sleeping Jokes.
Little johnny was in church with him mom for sunday mass when he suddenly felt nauseous. Peter meets him at the pearly gates and says, here's how it works. A rabbi, priest, and a preacher meet every monday in a coffeeshop to talk things over.
Does That Mean Mary Had A Little Lamb?
The drunk mumbles, ain't no use knockin, there's no paper on this side either! Ever heard of “dad jokes”? A little girl finally got to attend a wedding for the first time.
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The second boy says, “that’s nothing, my dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a song, they give him $100.00.”. Humorous short stories, funny stories and jokes. You need 100 points to make it into heaven.