Clean Jokes About Aging. The first is your loss of memory. Age 60 might be the new 40, but 9:00 pm is the new midnight.
So far, this is the oldest i've been. — george carlin. Clean funny jokes about aging. They both come out at night.
With The Cameras Whirring, The Nominee Was.
The older man was tired, and he told the lawyer he only wanted to sleep. My wife and i must be getting older. It's the start of a brand new day, and i'm off like a herd of turtles.
“No, I Just Have A Cat.”.
You know, there’s a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot. I still don’t know how i feel about that. I'm awake many hours before my body allows me to get up.
It Turned Out To Be A Trick Knee.
You know you're getting old when your liver spots show through your gloves. Then your memory gets worse. The rabbit says, “i believe that i am a type o.”.
So Far, This Is The Oldest I've Been. — George Carlin.
Antibiotics and insulin aside, laughter is undeniably the best medicine. By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. — billy crystal. “by the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he’s too old to go anywhere.”.
10 Hilariously Funny Jokes On Aging.
Then your eyesight gets worse. But the lawyer insisted the game was a lot of fun. We’re not going to play a prank on you.