Clock Jokes One Liners. Still, i don’t think that everyone got to see my funny side. Not a chance! screams the husband.
I wish i was one of your tears, so i could be born in your eyes, run. Why should the clown be worried about his balloon business? Why did the scientist drop a wrist watch into his flask?
At What Time Do Most People Go To The Dentist?
They found my mother in. “i met the surgeon general. 6:30 is the best time on a clock, hands down.
The Best 89 Clock Jokes.
I wonder why the historian measured a clock. There are also clocks puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls. Why was the clock in the gazebo?
An Extra Hour Of Rain.
Those of you who have teens can tell them clean clocks tic dad jokes. Why did the man throw the clock out the window? You can even adapt them to your own situation and style.
There Are Some Clocks Chrono Jokes No One Knows (To Tell Your Friends).
Nana said it was time for me to reflect, so i stood in front of the mirror with the wristwatch in one of my hands. 20 clock jokes with great timing! Clocks seem to be all the rage at the moment, with wednesday having been “back to the future day”, the day that marty mcfly went forward in time to in the second of the films, and with clocks changing this weekend.
I Painted Half Of My Face Like A Clown Today And Decided To Go For A Drive.
I don't know what he laced them with, but i've been tripping all day. They’ll never expect it back. This is an extension of our best teenager jokes.