Creepy One Liner Jokes

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The man approaches billy and says hey little boy i'll give you a whole bag of candy if you come inside my van. I got fired from my job at the calendar factory because i took some days off. Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.

Read A Book Called “Wooooooooh”.

Wise men speak because they have something to say; Playing golf with me takes a lot of balls. He was shooting for the stars.

“I’m On A Whiskey Diet.

I warned you not to go out tonight. —tagline from maniac (1980) 205. I'll do whatever you ask. Russian dolls are so full of themselves.

Be That As It May, If You Want To Read A Joke, It Is Not A Novel You Are Looking For But.

On my desk, i have a work station. Because kermit likes sweet and sour pork. Those of you who have.

The Man Approaches Billy And Says Hey Little Boy I'll Give You A Whole Bag Of Candy If You Come Inside My Van.

My head itched in the night, so i scratched it, but then i realized my hands were clasped together in front of me. Scary quotes and goosebumps go hand in hand and are most apparent on a dark night by a campfire in the woods. Now start masturbating or i'll put a.

My Medicine Is To Talk To You.

I very seriously told the crowd, “i’m pro guns because i enjoy living in a world with only 4 nirvana albums.”. Your opinion is very important to me, please remain on the line until it goes to voicemail. Ghosts are rubbish at lying.