Dad Jokes About Houses. A man walks into a restaurant with an emu by his side. I’m still working on it.”.
Following is our collection of funny housing jokes. I was in my room and i saw a group of 10 ants just running frantically. However, the term is actually a misnomer as these jokes are applicable in just about any occasion.
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Because there’s a warm, cozy feeling attached to dad jokes. A man moves into a haunted house. “a burger, chips and a coke, please.”.
They’re Always Up To Something.”.
“you’ve done such a great job describing my house in your real estate listing that i’ve decided to keep it! Everyone likes to have a laugh from time to time, but when it comes to those classic dad jokes that you hear once in a while, they can either raise the roof, or bring the house collapsing down. They left a sweet note on my windshield that said “parking fine.”.
Today I’m Attaching A Light To The Ceiling, But I’m Afraid I’ll Probably Screw It.
However, the term is actually a misnomer as these jokes are applicable in just about any occasion. “i’ll have the same,” says the emu. Finally, the best ice breaker line at your next open house:
We’re Renovating The House, And The First Floor Is Going Great, But The Second Floor Is Another Story.
A short time later the waitress returns with the order and says: “do you want to hear a roof joke? Somehow they make us feel like everything, just for the moment, is ok with the world.
1) Johns White House,You Got The Dough, We Got The Hoe.
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