Dark Riddle Jokes. It’s a collection of my 40 favorite orphan jokes. One prick and it is gone forever.
“i have an imaginary girlfriend.”. I took my grandma to. I have cities, but no houses.
I'm Quick When I'm Thin And Slow When I'm Fat.
The father was on his deathbed when he turned to his wife and said, „honey, before i die, be totally honest with me: Some might find these jokes a bit too dark and distasteful. I'm a talking tree! the man responds, you may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue. karolina grabowska report.
I Was With My Wife In My Office.
“you know, you could do better.”. For example, when you push them down the stairs. Top 101 dark humor jokes 1.
I Have Mountains, But No Trees.
When you are sad riddle. My wife left a note on the fridge saying, “this is not working”. My girlfriend’s dog died, so i bought her another, identical one.
What’s Yellow And Can’t Swim?
Say what you will about pedophiles. At least they drive slowly through school zones. You can't cut me down, the tree complains.
Police Suspect Four Male Teachers And Question Them.
Give 3 steps to put an elephant in a refrigerator. She gets to the first step and laughs. After 15 minutes of it the man gives up and says damn, i wish i had a flashlight!.