Darkest Jokes Reddit. “i have an imaginary girlfriend.”. A burglar breaks into a dark house one night.
A man and a woman have sex in the darkest part of the woods. Those of you who have teens can tell them clean darkest dad jokes. There are also darkest puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
Go Walk Up To That Homeless Guy And Throw A Rock At Him.
My god, your 11 year old is sexually active! the pharmacist exclaims. Shadow night gloomy light darkness dismal blue sullen dim obscure nighttime sinister moody incomprehensible twilight. 'i had to strangle the bitch to death'.
Stop Elephant Poaching, Everyone Knows The Best Way To.
I just got my doctor’s test results and i’m really upset about it. And you aren’t allowed within 100 feet of the elementary school. 'some idiot loaded the gun with blanks' he said.
Dark Humor Is Like Clean Water.
From /r/askreddita compilation of funny and hilarious comments from reddit!music: Those of you who have teens can tell them clean darkest dad jokes. A father walks into a pharmacy, goes to the counter and asks the pharmacist about getting birth control for his 11 year old daughter.
Shots Were Heard, One After Another.
You are not completely useless, you can always serve as a bad example. Turns out, i’m not gonna be a doctor. 12 of them, in fact!
But Dad I Dont Have Any Legs Or Arms.
It’s a nice saying, but a terrible way to find out you’re adopted. You can't cut me down, the tree complains. Sourced from reddit, twitter, and beyond!