Dead Duck Cat Scan Joke. I mean you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He is holding his pet duck and says to the vet can you make duck better.
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The duck’s owner, still in shock, took the bill. The vet looked at the woman and said, i'm sorry, but as i said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck. The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill.
“But With The Lab Test And The Cat Scan, I’m Afraid.
A few minutes later he returned with a cat. If you’d taken my word for it, the bill would have been $20, but with the lab report and the cat scan, it’s now $150.00. A few minutes later he returned with a cat.
A Man Walks Into A Vet.
A few minutes later he returned with a cat. I don’t mean the punch line. If you'd taken my word for it, the bill would only have been £20, but with the lab report and the cat scan, it's now £150.
The Vet Looked At The Woman And Said, I'm Sorry, But As I Said, This Is Most Definitely, 100% Certifiably, A Dead Duck.
The vet looked at the woman and said, i'm sorry, but as i said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said,. A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon.
The Vet Holds Him For A Minute And Hen Says He’s Dead.
If you had just taken my word for it, the bill would have been $20, but with the lab report and the cat scan, it’s now $150.” “““““ The ghost of a dead cat walks into a bar. The cat jumped on the table and also delicately sniffed the bird from head to foot.
Jokes & Funny Stuff [Joke] Dead Duck Mini Spy.
A man demands more tests for his duck to make sure he is really dead. Only the bartender is there, cleaning up and shutting the place down for the night. The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill.
