Dirty Bar Jokes One Liners. He was shooting for the stars. Life is like toilet paper, you're either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole.
The jokes are funny whether you are enjoying your drink or just catching up with your buddies. I have a dyslexia fetish. The first says, “i’ll have a beer.”.
A Blind Man Walks Into A Bar.
A hamburger walks into a bar. He worked it out with a pencil. He sits down and says, “who wants to hear some blonde jokes?” the waitress says “i’m blonde!
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Some helium walked into a bar. A giraffe walked in to a bar and the barman said whats with the long face. As far as dirty jokes go, we can safely say that size doesn’t matter.
The Second Says, “I’ll Have Half A Beer.”.
When i die, i hope i have enough time to point at a complete stranger and whisper you did this. one liner tags: Before anyone else can speak, the barman fills. Why is it called a wonder bra?
The Third Says, “I’ll Have A Quarter Of A Beer.”.
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When She Takes It Off, You Wonder Where Her Tits Went.
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