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They’re usually full of shit, but thankfully disposable. I want you inside me. The doctor checks him out and after a few moments says:
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The chef snaps back i told you to give me a second! My cooking is so bad my kids thought thanksgiving was to commemorate pearl harbor. The last time chuck norris cooked dinner.
After A Few Bites Of His Meal, He Calls The Bartender Over.
What the hell is this, the king asks. How do you make a pool table laugh? Tell me what it’s like to be married.
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